I went to a baseball game with my family and I saw player on the Royals who strongly resembled the guy who I have a crush on.

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

(Source: humorstop, via pizza)

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

(via blackhaunt)

INFJ Confessions #924

infjconfess:

The weights between me trying to help everyone and me trying to take care of my introvert self, is something I don’t know how to balance. I feel selfish when I focus on myself. Even though I know I’m not being selfish by doing that.

shuttleshark:

brain: hands look like this

me: ok *draws*

image

me:

brain:

me:

brain: what the fuck

(via bunny-virus)

2damnfeisty:

rozhanitsa:

2damnfeisty:

Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.

And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.

ALL OF THIS

(Source: ageofdesiderata, via ruinedchildhood)

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

(Source: ramblers-ghost, via thehiddentriforce)