Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
this cat looks stoked as hell
thats just butter in a hotdog bun
what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun
My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.
After he ate six pairs of my shoes I decided to take action. In hindsight I don’t know what I was expecting.