ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via nottheaverageasian)

    the ending to RE4

  • ashley: mission accomplished wanna have sex
  • leon: no

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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(via hate)

pmon3y69:

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just

thats just butter in a hotdog bun

what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun

(Source: neopiacentral, via gnarly)

wearethetay:

My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.

Why.

(via thehiddentriforce)

freshcleanfit:

After he ate six pairs of my shoes I decided to take action. In hindsight I don’t know what I was expecting.

(via whattabunchofa-holes)

(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via hate)

zacksplosion:

i’ve looked long and hard into hell itself

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